10 things I’m doing instead of writing

1. Forking around on the internet

2. Watching Bon Appétit videos

3. Modding The Sims

4. Over analyzing trial procedures and the process of trying a minor as an adult

5. Planning June’s Grown Up Book Fair

6. Reticulating splines

7. Writing a liberal arts, Montessori style, curriculum for a genius 2 year old

8. Getting into heated political debates about Harry and Meghan

9. Playing with the backgrounds on FaceApp

10. Thinking about the buckets of money I'll have when I finish writing all the books I currently have outlined, sell them, and become a famous writer